Twice Its Size

My eye looks awful. It's all swollen and bizarre, all deceptively smooth and pink. I guess maybe to an outsider it doesn't look that bad, but when I look in the mirror every morning and see my normal face and then wake up to this-- it's madness. I tell you.

Badly Drawn Girl says:
Dude, you should see my face.
Phoenix Dove says:
lol, why?
Badly Drawn Girl says:
My eye is like... I don't know why, but it's all tender and swollen, and I feel like someone clocked me in the face.
Phoenix Dove says:
ouch!! geez!!
Badly Drawn Girl says:
I have the worst headache I think I've seriously ever had. It's so weird. xD
Phoenix Dove says:
Whoah, dude. You're eye is all swollen like someone hit you and you have the worst headache ever? Are you sure someone didn't hit you and you have a concussion or something and don't remember, cuz that doesn't sound good
Badly Drawn Girl says:
LoL I'm pretty sure nobody hit me, dude, and this started last night while I was laying on the couch watching Chocolat!
Badly Drawn Girl says:
Maybe it was the forcefulness of Johnny Depp's good looks. They concussed me.

-and later-

Badly Drawn Girl says:
So you are not coming down tonight, I take it?
Phoenix Dove says:
yeah, methinks it is not a good idea. Tomarrow is supposed to be sunny though!
Badly Drawn Girl says:
Excellent. Perhaps tonight I will stay in and watch Garden State. Can't watch The X-Files... I can't let Mulder see me like this.
Phoenix Dove says:
lol!! Oh honey, he'd understand. Scully's had some bad times too.